Him: Good morning, thank you for calling Port-a-Potties-R-Us, this is Dan.
Me: Hi, Dan. I am calling for (Insert Contractor's Name Here) regarding the port-a-potty at 1234 Elm Street.
Him: Yes, how do you say it, (Insert Contractor last Name Here).
Me: Yes, that is correct (Insert me with sly smile here! - That was easier than I thought.)
Him: What can I do for you today?
Me: We need to have the port-a-potty moved to the back of the property.
Him: Is it possible to just move it straight back.
Me: No, you will have to load it up, go back down the hill and drive it around to the road at the back of the property.
Him: Okay, should not be a problem.
Me: Will there be a charge? (Please, oh please let there be a charge!)
Him: Yes, it will probably be about $35 for the move.
Me: Oh, is that it (sense of disappointment)...I mean, that will be fine...when can you get this done?
Him: This afternoon or first thing tomorrow morning.
Me: PERFECT! And thank you so much!